What is the original "There once was a man from Nantucket..." joke?
There once was a man from Nantucket, with a dick so long he could suck it. He said, with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it." Sorry so vulgar, but there it is.
who remembers the dirty version of this limerick?
2022年7月18日 · There once was a man from Nantucket, Who's dick was so long he could suck it, He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a cunt, I could fuck it." * in the …
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2017年5月7日 · There once was a man from Nantucket whose dick was so long he could suck it. Wiping his chin, he said with a grin, "If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it." The beginning of …
Happy National Limerick Day!! Here's the classic one for you
There once was man from Nantucket Who's dick was so long he could suck it He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin If my ear were a cunt, I could fuck it. Edit: Thanks for the great …
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2022年12月30日 · A Nantucket limerick that’s clean So, without any curses Here are 24 verses A development somehow obscene There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash …
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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was milking a cow with a bucket Then along came a lass With a presentable ass So he looked at his work and said "fuck it" EDIT: you guys are …
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2022年2月4日 · There once was a man from nantucket, I forgot the other lines so fuck it, I’ll make up some shit and act like that’s it, If you’ve got a problem with…
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2017年12月12日 · There once was a man from Nantucket "There once was a man from Nantucket" is the opening line for many limericks, in which the name of the island of Nantucket …
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2005年1月28日 · Concerning this Cecil Adams column concering that famous limerick that begins “There was an old man/young man/etc. from Nantucket”, I heard a version that has bugged me …